[Hey guys. Guess what happened 100 years ago? If you guessed the German Empire, you win! That's right, guys. I got four words for you:

Militarism
Alliances
Imperialism
Nationalism

(Those are the four main causes of wwi, get it? ha ha...yeah moving on)

anyway I hope you were all enjoying your way early mornings May 9th or whatever because,] ( Read more... )

[At first, what's spoken doesn't seem to have intended to be recorded because Germany seems to be talking to himself more than anything.]

I still can't believe she'd do something like that - of course, I guess it's not really that surprising, considering, but it's like sometimes she doesn't even think.

[Then, he seems to realize it's recording, ( Read more... )

...I really feel like working now.

It's strange having nothing to do for so much of the time. A pilot once told me that flying was hours of boredom mixed in with moments sheer terror, and I think that Wonderland is the same way, on a broader scale.

Do you think I could get a dog from the vendors?

At least they're gone now, and we can go back to the relative peace that we normally have around here. It's all a trade off. At least we aren't participating in massive scale armed conflicts here. Still, being without our people never ceases to feel strange.

[Filtered to America]

Are you doing any better?

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[Filtered to Afghanistan ( Read more... )